Ryu displaying his feet and dick? Capcom was well-aware of what it was doing
Aside from the game's terrible, minimalistic logo, some of the most persistent buzz around the latest Street Fighter 6 unveiling has revolved upon series protagonist Ryu. He's broad, with sandals and that much-loved "Hot Ryu" facial hair, but it's what's below the belt that has people talking about his new look.
Okay, I'm sorry, but let's not beat about the bush (pun completely intended): many believe they can see Ryu's dick in the trailer.
The 89-frame photo of Ryu and Street Fighter V newcomer Luke Sullivan staring each other down, as seen from the competitors' feet, is included in Street Fighter 6's dismal teaser, which spends all of 39 seconds demonstrating what can only be presumed as the future game's more realistic aesthetics. If you didn't already know, Luke is a jerk, but going into all the reasons why would take much too long, so let's just deal with Ryu's bulge for the time being.
Here's a screenshot of the 2160p, 60fps, MKV-formatted movie I obtained from Capcom's official YouTube channel:
A closer look, zoomed in as much as I can without losing too much realism on Ryu's crotch:
Ryu is dressed in the ragged white gi that has been his characteristic appearance since the first Street Fighter debuted in 1987, along with his sparring gloves and red headband. You'll also note he's removed his shirt to show off his Adam Driver Star Wars: The Last Jedi body, but pay attention to his crotch. You can definitely see his dick, right? This is known as a "dick print," or "the shape of a penis as seen protruding through clothing," according to Dictionary.com. It's not exactly what we lost when Oro donned underpants in Street Fighter V, but it's something.
As is customary, people on the internet are having a field day with it.
"My feed is swiftly moving to talk over Ryu's apparent dick outline," one Twitter user remarked.
"Do you believe the same artist who did Ryu's toes also did his dick print?"
"Since Ryu has a [noticeable] dick bulge in Street Fighter 6, I hope Ken doesn't," a third said, referring to Ryu's blonde-haired American opponent. "I want Ryu to have a larger dick than Ken in the canon."
It's no secret that the internet can be far too sexual for its own good, but I believe the discussion over Ryu's dick is indicative of a different issue: the Street Fighter 6 preview is just plain bad. Due to Capcom's lack of information, we need something to speak about, so why not focus on the nonsense of the series' sexless World Warrior? Wouldn't it be fantastically in-character if Ryu had a magnificent hog that he never used, no matter how many clues Sakura dropped?
Anyway, we should be seeing less dick-related (and thus presumably less fascinating) information about Street Fighter 6 this summer.
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SOURCE: kotaku
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