I suppose you can wear a swimsuit that will give you a bikini for free without having one waxed
Since these string bikinis with dubious crotch situations became fashionable last year, swimwear has changed significantly—but, I think, in the very wrong way.
At this year's Miami Swim Week, The Black Tape Project unveiled their most recent line of bikinis that are made entirely of tape. I'll start with the advantages: By taking off your swimwear, you can get a free bikini wax, so why pay for one? It will completely tear out the hair. In spite of the fact that your tits may not sit well or have any support at all, this is actually useful because it will save you time and money in these times of high inflation. Home Depot sells a 66-foot roll of pink electrical tape for just $5.97 as opposed to The Black Tape Project's 30-foot roll, which costs $29.99. Baby, it's known as the Inflation Suit. Be thankful that the swimming business is responding to the rising expense of living in an appropriate manner.
Although he had no idea what he was doing, designer Joel Alvarez claims that he began taping models when he was instructed to do so during a photo session. He persevered, however, like all men without a sense of style: "I continued at it because I kept seeing lines and I found the capacity to compliment the body by adding lines and creating negative spaces that beckoned to the viewers," Alvarez wrote.
Skin is the "negative space," right? Alternately, is the tape the empty space? In any case, not a single one of these tape bikinis flatters a figure, not even one that is completely immobile. Speaking of those "lines," we should address the tan line issue in this context. I used to think tape-kinis were horrible, but wearing one would make you appear like you were tiger-clawed by the sun.
In all honesty, these women seem as though a nipple will pop out at the slightest hiccup. That's not necessarily a negative thing; at Jezebel, we wholeheartedly support nipple liberation. But surely it should be a planned peekaboo moment? Not just when you were attempting to explain what you were reading to a thirsty random dude during a talk at the pool as your nipple was flying out of some duct tape.
The development of tape bikinis is worse since it portends the eventual return of tanning booth tattoos. Do you recall the Playboy bunny sticker that people used to put on their hip to indicate that they had spent time in the sun in a seductive way? Why not bring back the remainder of the 2000s as well, I suppose? I was forbidden from using a tanning bed because "the sun is right there," and as our government does little to address the climate catastrophe, this adage has become more and more true.
Speaking of the climate crisis, these bikinis seem to be preparing us for the inevitable Mad Max scenario of minimal clothing that we (or our children or grandchildren) will experience because world leaders chose to worship the dollar, forgetting that they too will be wearing minimal clothing due to heat someday. I suppose I simply wasn't prepared for it.
#Fashion #TapeBikini #Art
SOURCE: jezebel
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